Short-Shorts and Knee-High Socks

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Xbox One recap

christiandreams:

couchcampus:

  • Forza 5 revealed
  • Halo TV series produced by Steven Spielberg
  • COD: Ghosts timed exclusive DLC
  • Xbox One will control US live TV
  • Seamless transitioning between games, movies, tv, web
  • No Backwards Compatibility with Xbox, Xbox 360 games
  • Used Xbox One games will require a fee to be played on new XBL account after registration

The sound of people jumping ship to PS4 is astounding and justified, myself included. 

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brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works

no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

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I think we should put our brain power together and find a way to lure all stink bugs out of the Pittsburgh area. There are so many and up until a few years ago this wasn’t a problem.

Or at least invent a repellent for them, and make a fortune.

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The Daily Life of Olivia - 1 - “I’m awake now, asshole”
Five minute doodle. I am still super angry about that bug waking me up. Also fuck anatomy. It’s 6:20 am that’s too early to give a shit….

The Daily Life of Olivia - 1 - “I’m awake now, asshole”

Five minute doodle. I am still super angry about that bug waking me up. Also fuck anatomy. It’s 6:20 am that’s too early to give a shit….

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I was about to fall asleep and then I spotted a repulsive centipede on my wall near my window and let me tell you, I am sure as hell awake now! I have given up on falling asleep, my sleep schedule was fucked up anyway, I don’t care anymore. Now that I have viciously speared the invading insect with my ‘shoe broom’ I am just going to doodle or something for a awhile, and then start the rest of my day really, really early.

Good Morning East Coast!!!

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